1.12.2007

Racist Rain Man


So there are a number of interesting characters down here in NJ. The other day I went to the break room to get a snack. A medium sized ubiquitous looking guy was busy talking to himself when I'm came in. He was getting ready to eat 3 little boxes of Wheaties all at once. So he was an older man, wearing a blue lab coat (like most of the blue collar workers here). Ok, not funny. See the trouble with being at the top is that people tend to think you are pretentious. Anyway, so he begins talking about a sports player he likes. Now I don't know sports so we will call him Bill. "So I...I...I really like Billy, see, billy is great see, billy is great...yeah. He, he knows how to play. yeah. he's a white guy. I like hi.m. That's why I bought my wheaties...yeah...cause he's on them. Yeah...I like him because he's a white guy. You don't get many white guys anymore....yeah. I used to like (insert name of some famous player) tooo...yeah...he was a white guy..... He was really good. " No joke.

3 comments:

ju said...

def...definetly...definetly love the new post...definetly long time, long time since we've heard from you...

Tang Tang said...

This is where the party ends. I can't stand here listening to you and your...well, you know the rest, or do you? Ha ha. Ha.

Anyway, good to hear from you again. I thought you were dead.

Lady Bills said...

so are you making fun of his disability or white people... i don't get it???