I Triple Dog Dare You

So DeEtte and I have this strange tradition. It was borne of sleep deprivation, an overload of school credits and caffeine. It involved a trip to the 711 and a dare. Since then (ocationally) when we are at a 711 we each buy the other the most disgusting thing we can find in the store. We've eaten everything from spicy vienna sausages to pig skins. This time we took things to a new low. Sardines in olive oil and "Fancy Feast" chicken and liver cat food. I ate the sardines and DeEtte ate the cat food. It was far worse than we thought. Click picture to watch.

Racist Rain Man

So there are a number of interesting characters down here in NJ. The other day I went to the break room to get a snack. A medium sized ubiquitous looking guy was busy talking to himself when I'm came in. He was getting ready to eat 3 little boxes of Wheaties all at once. So he was an older man, wearing a blue lab coat (like most of the blue collar workers here). Ok, not funny. See the trouble with being at the top is that people tend to think you are pretentious. Anyway, so he begins talking about a sports player he likes. Now I don't know sports so we will call him Bill. "So I...I...I really like Billy, see, billy is great see, billy is great...yeah. He, he knows how to play. yeah. he's a white guy. I like hi.m. That's why I bought my wheaties...yeah...cause he's on them. Yeah...I like him because he's a white guy. You don't get many white guys anymore....yeah. I used to like (insert name of some famous player) tooo...yeah...he was a white guy..... He was really good. " No joke.